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  3. Avengers pick up lines:

    Steve: Are you from the 1940s? Because I'd really love to have a future with you.

    Thor: I will make sure that you are "Thor in the morning".

    Clint: I always hit the bullseye...ifyouknowwhatimean.

    Bruce: They don't call me incredible for nothing, hehe.

    Tony: Hi, I'm Tony Stark.

    Loki: kneel.

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    yepperoni:

    do you guys remember that episodfe of the magic school bus where the class gets transformed into fish eggs and get fertilized with fish semen 

    i guess this trip was really

    the cream of the crop

    Why, are you admirang salmon reproductive styles and would prefer us not to fish for puns?

    i think you’re just setting up a red herring to draw the attention away from yourself

    i can already see how badly these puns will escaleate

    i’ll have your head on a pike if you don’t knock it off

    its over

    our fates are sea eeled

    these jokes make me puke like i got salmonella 

    THERES MORAY THESE COMING

    you’re doing this shit on porpise 

    are you shore about that accuseation

    i’ll feel a wave of relief when this shit is done with

    YOU WILL ROE THIS DAY, THE CONTINUED FLAGRANT EGGSOLENCE DISPLAYED WHEN̶͈̜̆͞ ̸̮̼̹͚͗́͐Ị̧̗̣̞͕̻̖̲̄̐M̸̥͙̟͛̔̅̇͘͞ ̴̫̠͙̣̲ͨS̨̞̜̼̭͓̝̮͉͇̊ͩ̆͒̈̈̋̚͡P̶̠̙̙̖̝͇̲̱͇ͥ͊̌̅̎ͨE̫̱̼̯̅̽͂͋̊̈́̑ͧ͞A̝̼͔̍̿͡K̷͍̙̜̮̹̰̗̊̏͊ͯ̀Ĩ̢̪̥͚̲͇̘̥̓̄͜Ń̪̞́̂̐ͨ̿͑̎̇G̘͔͚ͥ̅ͣ͌ͮͧ̈́ͦ̕ ͎͕͙̬̖͖̙͑̍̈̏ͧ̓̈́͆ͭͅT͇̗͔̏͛͂͊͑Ŏ̶̧̫̜̣͇̜̗ͣͯ̆͡ ̷̡̬̮͚͈̻̭̲̝̙͎͚̭̹̆͑̊̊̌͑ͬ͆̂̄ͯ͌̂ͬ͘͜͟Y̧̦͍̩̮̫͔̲̗̻̪̤̠̔̉̍̅̆̋̽̍̈́̾̅̄͌̏ͯͮ̐̔͘͞ͅǪ̛̰̟̲͈̻̻̎͊ͧ̍͗ͧ̋ͤͨ̾͞U̧̜̮̬̫̭̻̰͓̘ͧ̎̄ͪ̌͑̋̾̍ͮ͗ͪ́

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